I’ll never forget the day.
L: “Jennifer, this is L.” (daycare center director – the head lady)
Me: “Yes?” (OK, something’s weird here. L never calls.)
L: “I’m here with D. Has he ever had an allergic reaction before?”
Me: “What kind of allergic reaction?”
L: “To food. I’m here with T.” (on-site security; teaches first aid and CPR).
Me: “No. Why?”
L: “D’s having some sort of allergic reaction. He’s broken out into hives.”
Me: “Are you sure it’s not eczema? He gets really bad outbreaks that probably look like hives.”
L: “No. I don’t think so. The hives are all over his body. He’s projectile vomiting, and he’s wheezing. Are you at work? Can you come over?”
Me: “No, not today. I’m working from home. It’d take me some time to get there. What did he eat?” (What? What is going on?)
L: “He just had formula and rice cereal. (Me: He’s had both of those multiple times before; clearly, he is not having an allergic reaction.) OK, I’m going to call First Response to come check on him. I’ll call you back.”
Me : (What? Are they totally overreacting here? This is ridiculous. They probably just want to make sure.)
5 minutes later…
L: “Jennifer? First Response is here. We need to take D immediately to the hospital.” (Me: What? Oh no, oh no. This can’t be happening. This is for real. OK, OK. OMG.) I’m going to ride with him in the ambulance. How far away are you?”